When you set out to make an omelette, you have to break an egg. Now what do you have?
A broken egg.
Unless you planned ahead and caught it in a frying pan. There are other factors at play as well.
Plans go awry. Ask Murphy. It's the law.
Lawyers can't be trusted. That's why they band together, taking sides like shirts and skins in a pick-up game. i don't like basketball.
Trust is tricky. You can always trust a liar. They always lie. It is what they do. They are junkies for their own stories.
Stories are for humans. That's why dogs are man's best friend. Dogs can't talk.
Humans think they are special because they can talk, unlike dogs. We talk about thinking, doing less so we can talk about it more on television.
Nancy Grace is running reruns of the Natalie Holloway case. This is good, it means all is right with the world. No other girls have disappeared or are presumed dead. If they are dead somewhere, they live in our memories.
It isn't a circle of life, it is a sphere of existence. Everything is specks of dust floating inside a water balloon.
And now i'm in your head. We are humans, and the rent is low.
thinking thinking thinking....it takes up residence in our heads, does it not?