I have mixed feelings about pistachios.
I love the taste, but I hate the mess
of it.
the peeling, the flakes under your fingernails,
the pile of shells,
all make you look like a gropey glutton.
but it tastes
so
de-
*******
-licious.
so whenever I eat them, I get a sensation
of half pleasure
and half disgust
in every bite.
it's the most balanced thing i've found in life
so far.