Darling, I wanted to apologize
for every single time I catastrophize;
I don't want to take you for surprise.
Next time I'll try ta do what's wise.
Cognitive distortions in my head,
Sometimes wishing that I were dead
All ‘cause uh something ‘s small as a look.
But I've been reading this self-help book,
And if you have faith in me
Then I can do anything, I believe.

So darling, darling, don't despise me
When everything's the source of my anxiety;
Darling, understand and forgive me;
This whole **** song is a catastrophe!

There's another thing I forgot to mention
I feel like an imposter with good intentions.
(I think:) "It's a matter of time till you know that
There really is nothing that I am good at."
But I don't want fame or things or money,
All I really want is to be with you, honey,
And as long as I keep God in sight,
I know that ev'rything will be alright.
And as long as I have faith in Him,
Then I believe I can do anything.

So darling, darling, don't despise me
When there is darkness deep inside me.
Darling, understand and forgive me;
This whole **** song is a catastrophe!

But I guess if you stuck around so long,
Then there's no need for this stupid song.

So darling, darling, don't despise me
You be my man, I'll be your lady.
Darling, understand and forgive me;
This whole **** song is a catastrophe!
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