Hello, this is Onij. I'm glad you missed my call I know nobody listens to voicemails but I'm afraid you gave me something. It seems to be contagious and I've been spreading it I see it on their faces, I saw it in the mirror. The smile you left me with is uncontainable. My heart flutters at every thought of you. Dear patient zero, It is advisable that we should quarantine together Body to body is the recommended solution Three times a day, multiple times at night, twice on Sunday On my knees I'll worship you Lift you to a state of exaltance Dear patient zero I want to tell you that I... To rerecord this message press the pound key To save the message please hang up