Look at all these men around There’s one on the porch Putting the mail in the box He’s actually kind of a fox There’s another mowing his lawn Low pants showing the top of his moon in the morn Here a man There a man Everywhere a man Millions in this state, it’s true So why oh why oh why oh Why oh why oh why oh Can’t I want any one of them Other than you? So **** set on on the imaginary view When only the best will do