The Soviets at Darvazza
Tossed a match
To burn the poison
From the well
Forty odd years later
It's still the gates of Hell

The Yanks underestimated
Castle Bravo
At the rate of 2 point 5
It snowed on the Lucky Dragon
It's crew microwaved alive

And again with
The big starfish
Thermonuclear coin
Flipped in the air
Just to see what would happen
A sight that caused despair

The pulse Was bad for business
So they said that's enough of that
Don't the the rest of youse be trying it
Let's all make a pact

The sparrow curses the air
Thinks if he don't flap
He will go faster
So he ceases beating wings
That won't cause disaster.