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Wilford Brimley's health has been really bad lately 'cause he's dead.
His 2 eyes are very rotted out of their sockets and his lips look very
gray. He has lost 89% of his ***-appeal and it doesn't look like he'd
score with a hot babe by the third date no matter what he did. β€œYou
have been very quiet on our date *****,” his hot date might observe
as Wilford just sits there propped up with ropes & sticks. β€œWilford,
give me some ****-hot lovin'!” His ****-hot date would demand as
would any hot mama who scored 3 dates with a big-time movie star
who appeared on 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒂𝒍𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒔 with Jim Bob 80 times in the 1970's.
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