Now you can INSTANTLY RELIEVE CHRONIC CONSTIPATION in only 1 week with an easy prayer. Have you ever sat on the toilet for 15 hours praying for a miracle? Me too. One of the easiest ways to guarantee a quick, nearly pain-free bowel movement is through this time-tested prayer: "Come on Jesus! I ain't pinched a loaf in 3 days! Make it happen or it's back on the crucifix with you!"