"She's just so pretty"

You said
3 different times,
As you stood standing
In green satin
Microphone in hand,
To 50 people,
And your
Best Friend.

"We met freshman year in the hallway, and it was love at first sight,"
You chirped.

Ironic in tone
but,
3 ***** martinis
Distilled the joke,
So that it
Tasted
more like the
Confession
Of a jilted
Lover.