I see that big cat food has put out a product recall it's the modern age Society will fall If we allow our pets To fall into malaise Of non exposure Like our peanut disgrace Once you start down that path The problem will grow and not shrink It all written there in the Bible I think Moses beseeched the lord give my people strength To cross the dessert and bolster their health God said cast thy staff down It turn into a serpent M took fright Johviah bade him Take it by the tail A staff once again Took it up Turned and strode down the hill Showed the chosen the trick Then they were all in For good or for ill.