What to do if the pope dies in your double-wide trailer: (1) Remain calm. Panicking will not help. (2) Place the corpse on the floor and cover it with a rug or blanket. Do not use one that's grey! (3) Contact a local priest or bishop (if available) and inform him in English that the pope has crapped-out in your trailer (give him the trailer court's Vatican code). (4) Do not remove jewelry (or snip off a wee bit of the pope's toe, finger, earlobe, nose-tip or *****) as a souvenir or keep-sake! (5) Place a Bible under the cadaver's head instead of a pillow.