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Your go-cart is *****. What are you going to do? Burn it, I guess. Hey! I've got a better idea! Better than burning it? Yes! Why not rent a go-cart scrub brush?! I don't know. I heard those things are too expensive for poor people. Not at all. For just $45 per week, which is $15 per day, you can rent one and use it as much as you want even on your girlfriend. My girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend. Why not? Because I'm a homosexual. Oh? Back up then. Why? Because I wouldn't want you touching my **** or anything.
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