If you were a bunny You’d have the fluffiest, cottonest tail If I needed to carry water You’d be the pailiest pail If I needed to cross the ocean You’d be the windiest catching sail If you were a day You’d be the most breezy and sunniest If you were a fried egg Your yolk would be at the perfect runniest If you were a lawn You’d have the greenest, softest grass If you were a dump You’d have the cleanest trash If you were a beach Parking would always be free If you were a plant You’d be the tallest, most beautiful tree If you were a mother You’d be the ****** Mary If you were a telescope You’d reveal every sight in the universe to see If you were a drug There would be no side effects If you were a journey You’d be the Everest trek If you were a drink You’d be the purest water known If you were a light You’d be the shiniest one ever shone If you were stairs You’d be an escalator But since you are you You’re the greatest of the great At what you do