(1) the small cobra above my left ****** signifies defiance (2) the medium-sized cobra on my left ankle tells the tale of a fallen snake that was rejected by the boss of cobras that resides above my left ****** (3) the "anti-cobra" on my lower back is a cobra of unknown destiny, which is why its color is safety-cone orange (4) the cobra on my crotch is dead, killed by God (5) my newest and final cobra tattoo is of a ghost snake that haunts my inner Being; a cobra tattoo that is 100% invisible to the naked eye.