Coffee for fuel, wine for relaxation. Beer for party, water for hydration. Green tea? I fancy. *****? One for a kiss. My words shoot when provoked, my poems heal when deserved. My quill could ****, my sword are my words. My mouth could bring drought, spit that could send you down to pits. Liquid is for assets, solid for *******. Gas is for air, gas is also for fuel. Come back here, why fear a little duel?
I have an hourglass, but it contains water instead of sand...