HOW DO AMISH MEN HAVE *** IN THE DARK when they're not allowed to own light bulbs? - They're very careful and have mapped out what to do in their minds. - Are Amish women passionate when it gets dark outside? - Yes. - How do I know if I'm Amish? Is there a test that I can take or should I just wait for it to get dark outside? - Wait for it to get dark outside.