SHOCKING NEWS FROM HOLLYWOOD! Barbi Benton's love for Hugh Hefner (founder of 𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘺 magazine) made 14 million ex-lesbians furious. Once, while she was waxing her arm pits, there was a tremendous explosion in the master bathroom: Hugh had been pulling hand grenade pins when one fell on his *******. Emergency surgery was performed and Barbi happily donated skin from her ***** for grafting purposes. While convalescing, Heff wrote a beautiful song about Barbi's ****-skin and she did likewise about his maimed testicles. Fifteen years later Richard Gere inserted a greasy gerbil up his ****.