STOP MESSING AROUND WITH FOOD THAT'S POISONOUS
“Gay Cubans speak proper Spanglish which is why monkey-taming
comes natural to them!” Hans insisted. “What about wild A.I.D.S.?
Didn't Cubans give it to monkeys?” Fritz asked. “Nain, Cubans are
known for their willingness to substitute ravioli for rigatoni. I knew
5 Cubans with **** warts & they didn't let that stop them!” Reason-
ed Hans. “Oh! God! Stop them from what?!” Fritz needed to know.