Life is strange and everything is a door
I'm Alice as I carefully explore
Everything is strange and nothing makes sense
Lots of things that make a body feel dense
I go down a road and explore
Every day I'm seeing more
The annoying horse fly beside the Valentine's Sale
A creepy bearded smile. How many poor unfortunate souls has he impaled?
The lanky green bean with the squeaky voice
Apparently energy drinks are his choice
The grumpy potato with his ginger hair
Did he wear those ***** shorts on a dare?
The creepy voices that would freeze one in fear
Apparently that evil ***** has no loved ones my dear
Creepy rotten apple evil smiles
Apparently they are the witches in the tribulation trials
The glasses wearing cricket says "Hurumph"
I growl with anger as I think of that stupid shorty as I realize nothing rhymes with hurumph
Grrrrr
I guess I'm just the heroine in my own little fairy tale
When will my adventure set sail?
The adventure that started with a grumpy carrot headed chipmunk
Lots of things to get one in a funk
The last boss of all is a glasses wearing Napoleon that isn't very tall
I guess I'll just sit and read and read some more
Maybe I'll find some more fairy tales to explore?