Women—fools, and men, oh well—
Three-fourths foolish, truth to tell.
Wish there were a stream so deep,
One to take me in its sweep...


In Russian:

Бабы — дуры. Мужики —
Три четвёртых дураки.
Плохо, рядом нет реки
Той, чьи воды глубоки...