"Babe."

"Yes, Bertha."

"I cried earlier at work. I had to be taken off the deli counter."

"Oh, beautiful, what's the matter?"

"Nothing, that's just it, babe. I cried out of happiness. I've had quite a life, with not much luck, and then I met you and discovered what real love is."

"Oh, Bertha... I feel the same. Hug?"

"Yes, hug."