"Hand me the shorter one Nig. I wanna connect it before Donna has brain surgery," Rosco said pleasantly. "Is that today?" Nig asked with no hint of concern. "Yes, she's having shunts put in for more effective drainage," Wanda sang upon entering the room. "Hey Wanda!" Rosco exclaimed because he loved her a lot and wanted to have a ***-change with her for fun. "Are we still swapping genitals?" She asked negligently. Nig looked astonished. He didn't know about the two of them switching genitals with each other. "Don't worry Nig!" Wanda proclaimed assuredly. "We're only exchanging our excretory parts on a 3-week trial basis! If we don't like the results we can always switch back!" Suddenly, like World War 1 ended 1 day 1 hundred and some years ago, there was a loud bang from under Wanda's mini-skirt. "Holy Jesus! What was that?!" Rosco yelled. "Gerbils," she replied.