"BERTHA!"

"YES, BABE."

"CAN YOU TURN THE MUSIC DOWN?"

"OOH,OK."

"I want to have a serious chat with you."

"What's up, lover?"

"My ***** ache for you, I need you... NOW!"

"Woohoo, BABE! GET YOUR KEKS OFF AND LET'S F*@K!"

"BANG TIDY!!""