5d
"BABE!"
"YEAH?"
"I NEED YOUR HELP. COME UPSTAIRS."
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"Oh my God, Bertha. How did you fit that in there?"
"Well, lover, you left me all a-quiver, and it kinda slipped in. Now it's stuck."
"No jacket potato for me tonight, then!"
"Quit moaning and get eating."
"YEAH?"
"I NEED YOUR HELP. COME UPSTAIRS."
---
"Oh my God, Bertha. How did you fit that in there?"
"Well, lover, you left me all a-quiver, and it kinda slipped in. Now it's stuck."
"No jacket potato for me tonight, then!"
"Quit moaning and get eating."
Written by
silent echo
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