I'm Jimmy Carter. Who are you? I'm Rose. Where are you from? Georgia. Isn't that where weirdos live? Yes. I'm from New York where Negroes are our friends. Friends?! That's hard to believe! Believe it or die! I've been invited to a family reunion that's 50% *****. What should I bring? A knife! Oh wait. It's 75%! Bring 2 knives then.