Just been watching The Ten Commandments Talk about almost immediate abandon Mosses just popped up mount Herob For a chat with the lord And as soon as he was gone They got out all the gold Smelted it down Shaped it in to a calf Removed all their clothes Got in the sinful bath Soaked and cavorted A good long while All manner o wickednesses They indulged in Irony Foreshadowing There was about ten of em And then Mosses Came back Aghast and almost rabid He'd only nipped out For a couple ofΒ Β tablets