You have a big mouth that really enjoys eating paper and CDs and even paper clips (I always wonder where they go). No one will steal a glance at precious files, no more. Your metallic digestion sure takes care of that. How do you eat so much paper in such a short time? Information collected over years and years, rendered useless in seconds. No one will steal identities thanks to your steely jaws. The confidential now incomprehensible. Manila folders? You say NOM NOM NOMgarrrrrr… I try not to give you too much at one time, you get angry and your stomach starts to hurt. Sometimes you’ll even puke on me. At least its only paper. Just don’t eat my fingers, please.