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🎢  Ding **** merrily on high
in heaven the bells are ringing
Ding **** verily the sky
I can't stand Bertha's singing 🎢

Fat Bertha
bad headache in excelsis 🎢
Bertha's a lovely, scrumptious ***** but has the voice of a cat being force fed rotten bananas. I don't know how much more I can take of listening to Wham!'s Last Christmas before I stick my head in the oven.
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