πΆΒ Β Ding **** merrily on high in heaven the bells are ringing Ding **** verily the sky I can't stand Bertha's singing πΆ
Fat Bertha bad headache in excelsis πΆ
Bertha's a lovely, scrumptious ***** but has the voice of a cat being force fed rotten bananas. I don't know how much more I can take of listening to Wham!'s Last Christmas before I stick my head in the oven.