My dad asks me
Why I don't want to go eat out with him

I want to say
"Do you not know?"

I say
"Because I can't leave if I want to"
Which is also true

Then he starts arguing with me
Yelling
Crying
Manipulating

So I say
"You know
What's great about
Phone calls?
...
There's a big
Beautiful red button
That makes them end"

Then I proceeded to use it

Felt good