I met a lady in a pub And we got on well The chat was easy And flowed both ways I could feel a connection And I think she did too The time ran quickly The last bell rung Our eyes met And the lady said I've enjoyed speaking To you I've haven't laughed Like that in ages I feel you felt it too She said I'd invite you home But I'm on my menstral cycle I'm replied smoothly That's ok queen I'll follow you home On my Honda.