CALM RUSE??? JUST FOR YOU! THE ULTIMATE
OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME! FOR SALE:
dozens of photographs of ****** Tom
Cruise including up-close ones of
his left knee, a peek at his
lower ******* from Zena
Beach and, for hard-core
collectors only, 3 ounces of
runny puke (cottage
cheese covered in
natural muco-
pus) from a
movie set.