Daddy, can we go to Canton, Ohio to see FRED BLASPHEME AND THE TOOL BOX KIDS in 3 weeks? No! If I told you once I told you more than once! Those tickets are five thousand bucks each! Look *****! I just wanna eat chicken without you climbing up & down my ***! Sorry! I was just reaching for a butter knife! Your words cut through me like a knife because they were cruel or knife-shaped or written on a knife. My abusive alcoholic father slapped my mother's sister so hard that a neighbor 2 houses south fell into the toilet and broke his shoulder because he was a ****** who made the mistake of using a normal toilet for proper-height people instead of one made by the National ****** Toilet Manufacturers of Canada. "Hey John! Where's *** Pinch Dairy?"; "Go left at the stop light. Take Old **** Lick Road for 5 miles till you come to Flaccid ***** Lane and make a right onto Erectile Dysfunction Boulevard and you're there."; "Jesus H. God! The streets around here have weird names!"