James Bond’s girlfriends are mostly grannies now Sweatpants and sneaks instead of bikinis The school run with the grandchildren, the grocery store Volunteering at the public library
If one of them mentions that she once kissed Roger Moore No one knows who he was – the Lone Ranger, maybe? Adolescent hippie-color fantasies Budgeting for the little kids’ new shoes
Didn’t you used to be somebody? Well, yes - and you?