I saw a baby at Walmart in the baby section in a baby
stroller laughing and carrying on like babies do so I tell
the mother and she's like "So what?" and I'm like "I was
just sayin'" and she's like "I bet you can't even have a
baby!" and I'm like "Here's my cell number" and
she's like "I don't wanna call you" and I'm like
"That's my prison cell number. I just escaped!"