Nig McJanuary took his aunt's hand and placed it in the oven. “She
was a good woman whose hand will supply a delicious treat for my
23 frogs.” Several scary years after that Nig was accused of being a
“blasphemous pervert” by a gay Catholic bishop who was drunk on
marijuana. Nig began to hate marijuana a lot because he was so sad
that the bishop was his dad and so 1 Wednesday, while his 7 hyper-
fat step-sisters were having harmless abortions, Nig bent a steel bar
with his green front teeth to impress a dentist who turned into a gay
homosexual right in front of everybody who was there in the bright
waiting-room having their front teeth harmlessly extracted and then
the dentist violently exploded because he was torn between 2 queer
lovers from Algeria or some other ****-hole place where morons eat
mice, fleas, Cheerios & frog rectums for breakfast, lunch & supper.