Gee Dan! Your groin is awfully thick today! What's your secret?! Webco's Groin-Thickener Paste! Lubricate your groin with this stuff and pagan women will be all over you like stink on ****! Is it really that effective? I'll say! 2 weeks ago my groin was thin, due to old age, and I was depressed about it, then my mail man offered me a sample tube of Webco's paste and he even applied it to my groin for me. Now, look! Thicker than buck teeth in a Japanese general's mouth! Wow! May I apply the paste to you groin? Sure. Go ahead. Let me remove these underpants.