βGay Cubans speak proper Spanglish which is why monkey-taming comes natural to them!β Hans insisted. βWhat about wild A.I.D.S.? Didn't Cubans give it to monkeys?β Fritz asked. βNain, Cubans are known for their willingness to substitute ravioli for rigatoni. I knew 5 Cubans with **** warts & they didn't let that stop them!β Reason- ed Hans. βOh! God! Stop them from what?!β Fritz needed to know.