MEANWHILE, BACK ON THE PLANET. . .

God was having
a hard day.

He was busy
making me.

"Hell & damnation!"
he spluttered his syllables.

"I just can't get
this guy right!"

Mrs. God came
and had a look.

"Oh he's not perfect but
...he'll do!"

"And..." she smiled to herself
" . ..he's kinda cute!"

God threw me aside
in annoyance

meant to get the "Reject" bin
but overthrew and so

I tumbled in to the
"Fit for Earth" bin.

Goes to show the Big Guy ain't
...perfect.

Meanwhile, back on
the planet

I'm just...ya know...
trying to get by.