TOBY AND THE EX-REAR-ENDERS sang their hearts out to please the Forum of Ex-Lesbians in Scranton. "Mommy! can we see the ex-lezzies tomorrow?!" Little Tony asked desperately. "No! I'm through with ex-lesbians!" Carol (Tony's mom) said callously, like a woman whose heart was shattered by an ex-lesbian lover from college many years ago.