Chapter 4: Ten Lifetimes of Lesbian Activity ~ Carla, I missed my period which proves that my lesbian impregnation is not impossible after all! Are you sure? Sure, I'm sure, you dumb, sunt-cucking maniac! Hey, back off! You're the lesbian, not me! Sorry!

Chapter 5: Carla, I've miscarried! ~ Our lesbian baby is dead. Who told you? The doctor. He speaks in several foreign languages all at once and he told me in Romanian, or Italian, that the baby's dead. What will you do? Well, I have a Romanian language class at 2. After that I'm going to take a dog tranquilizer.