I couldn't afford a seeing-eye dog for my blind cousin, so I bought a seeing-eye gerbil. The problem is: the gerbil keeps leading her up people's butts. by 𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗮 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 - Hello Poetry

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I couldn't afford a seeing-eye dog for my blind cousin, so I bought a seeing-eye gerbil. The problem is: the gerbil keeps leading her up people's butts.

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𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗮 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆

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