though he played only a cameo role helping me secure corrective eyewear I sport
mucho gratitude to all parties involved including the missus, cuz she needed to shuttle me to and from hither and yon, wherever I needed to go, cuz entire bill paid (including thorough examinations and lenses - the frames repurposed
from one used many moons ago) courtesy AETNA Medicare Advantra in tandem with superb ocular optometrist Doctor Paul Halpern, that would be an unpaid for plug touting outstanding kickass knowhow insync with his offbeat good humor without making a spectacle of himself.
Many insightful revolutionary breakthroughs linkedin to gamut of intelligent people, whose exhaustive mental, physical and spiritual efforts witnessed visually impaired (shortsightedness affected wordsmith since he entered second grade at Eagleville Elementary School circa approximately mid nineteen sixties) and anticipated him being called mildly derogatory name four eyes, thus withheld donning glasses at the expense of lackluster marks
for that half year, cuz parents moved to 324 Level Road initially R(oute) D(elivery) until Donald Neilson (if memory serves me more correctly than spelling of his surname, and "The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the ***** and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do" by Fiona Apple), and yesterday November 12th, 2024 happily, proudly, and zealously wears glasses to see the webbed wide world crystal clear.
Post cataract surgery, about couple months after consultation at Kremer Eye Center and finally came to figurative juncture whereat (drum roll please...) prescription adjusted eyeglasses now sit squarely on my button nose - as long as I hold them there with a finger until cosmetic surgeon affixes a bump on the bridge of said nose
analogous to the song titled I can see clearly now the rain is gone I can see all obstacles in my way (courtesy Johnny Nash, who raked in quite a bit of cash) to drive our 2020 Hyundai Elantra after dark shadows slink and slither along the edge of night encompassing an ever widening berth, where the outer limits meld with swathes of the twilight zone.