I woke up to a shrill scream,
I wondered if it was a dream
But it was only my wife screaming
At the sight of a spider invading
I ran towards her immediately
To **** it instantly
But she would not have any of it.
She just wanted me to take it out
For she was a merciful lady
And so I did take it out
To a place ever so shady.
We quickly drowned a few drinks
Within a matter of a few blinks
And I got to know him better
Even though he was a web building spider.
I found him to be a nice guy.
To be friendly I did try
He said he was a web designer
And we parted ways with a promise
To meet up sooner than later