As grandma aged she lost her ability to hold mega-amounts of beer. Once, while she was chugging a long neck, her lard-*** wandered from the bar stool. Several patrons were injured. by 𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 - Hello Poetry

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Nov 7

As grandma aged she lost her ability to hold mega-amounts of beer. Once, while she was chugging a long neck, her lard-*** wandered from the bar stool. Several patrons were injured.

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