THE KIDNEY FINANCE STORY - When Kitty Gomez was young her parents divorced, each moving to another country far away. Kitty and her brother Hector were placed in an orphanage. 1 day, as Kitty was swimming in the Missouri River with 3 friends, there was a huge explosion at the cottage cheese factory (along the river) that spewed cottage cheese for thousands of feet in all directions. Kitty, though frightened and covered in cottage cheese, was unhurt. After washing off the cottage cheese, she kicked back to enjoy an ice-cold Iron City beer. "Hey!" Hector yelled from the bathroom. "Save a cold one for me!"