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Oct 22
Heat-shrunk toe-cleaning brush with reversible skin skimmer for sale. Come while the savings are hot! Experience total intolerance at the French exhibit with real-live French women who are willing & able to do French stuff. Don't wait or hesitate! Enjoy 20%-off! Reel in the savings on fishing tackle. Heap piles of **** into a truck. Lean on a wooden fence for 2 hours without supervision. Do you like to bathe with men, especially gay ones? Let 45 ex-lesbians show you how it's done with no questions asked. Have you ever prayed to Jesus for 1,000 days in a row and still not gotten that new V.W.? Well pray no more! New Volkswagens are available now for 20%-off with no questions asked. But how is this possible?
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