Can chicken soup keep my prostate from exploding? Jesus! I don't even have a prostate gland but if I did I'd eat chicken soup by the barrelful to keep it from blowing up. What about unemployment and joblessness? Should I keep a mechanical prostate nearby just in case? These are just 3 questions of 22 questions that keep me awake when I'm not asleep. To learn more, read a book or enhance your brain with brain-enhancing drugs while enjoying 20%-off on any item from Walmart while supplies last or until Walmart becomes a F.E.M.A. guillotine encampment.