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Oct 16
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OLD PEOPLE CAN NOW LOOK LIKE JIMMY CARTER
after getting ****** surgery that costs five thousand dollars
in Venezuela. Be the first person in your house to
be mistaken for Jimmy Carter. You'll hear things
like: "Hello grandpa. Are you really Jimmy
Carter?" and you'll answer: "No, but because of my
Venezuelan ****** surgery, I look just like him."
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