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Oct 8
CAN NOW LOOK LIKE JIMMY CARTER after
getting ****** surgery that costs five thousand
dollars in Venezuela. Be the first person in your
house to be mistaken for Jimmy Carter. You'll
hear things like: "Hello grandpa. Are you really
Jimmy Carter?" and you'll answer: "No, but be-
cause of my Venezuelan ****** surgery,
I look just like him."
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