You killed my uncle when he said bad things about me and then you ground up his corpse and fed it to ***** coal miners. You painted my house with the goo of 512,500 tapeworms for free. You punched my sister so hard that her schizophrenia went away and now she works at Burger King making big money. You are like Jesus and His Dad and President Garfield all rolled into the same person. One day we will make 2 babies together and call them Elmer and Tonto.